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21
Utah State University
2015-02-02 3:26pm
When I get drunk, I speak fluent Spanish. I can't speak fluent Spanish when I am not drunk.
19
Prefers not to say
2015-01-27 8:30am
I should have just jumped in front of that bus, it would have hurt less than this.
29
Northwestern Oklahoma State University
2014-09-15 8:52pm
When I was working as a nurse, I once walked into the nursery at the hospital and swapped all the babies' tags.
There are probably a few babies with the wrong set of parent by now, lol.
20
University of Colorado at Boulder
2014-09-04 10:06pm
I like to wear bambino diapers.
18
University of Rochester
2014-04-21 12:33am
Im extra horny all the time, I think I have a problem
17
University of Alaska, Anchorage
2014-04-16 3:30pm
I have OCD when it comes to eating poptarts...
21
Iona College
2014-03-13 11:32pm
Whenever my roommates piss me off, I steal a couple of dollars from them.