there is no house party I leave without bringing a souvenir with me; ashtrays, cups, or even a remote control last week

I feel ashamed when my dog sees me in underwear!

I think my roomate is trying to kill me...so I'm gonna return the favor

In the night before a final I always do the same thing when I'm searching for information on the internet; I start discovering weird videos on youtube, completely useless wikipedia articles and addicting flash games... I can lose many hours, or even the whole night like that, and have to start studying at 4 or 5 am in a rush when the exam is 2 or 3 hours away...

I eat my toenails ...during class

I always liked this friend of mine, and yesterday he said he was gonna come visit me... I dressed up real sexy for him, and when I opened the door he was with a girl, his new girlfriend...