My gf thinks I don't know she masturbates. I think it's really disgusting when people masturbate, and I almost want to take sex privileges away until she vows to never masturbate again.
Nobody knows what I do for a living. I'm a spammer. I buy, sell, and spam thousands of email addresses using special software to do so. I'm not proud of what I do but the pay is pretty good.
my doctor just told me I can't have babies. I don't know how to break the news to my boyfriend, we were planning to be married and start having kids by next year :(
I don't keep my money in my wallet, I keep in my pockets, that way, when I'm out with my friends I can open up my wallet and say "jeez, I'm out of money, would you take this one for me"...I never pay for anything.